boy says I love titties – ment to say kitties – oops

A little boy flipped one letter and changed the conversation. This is how the video is described.
“An adorable little boy was caught on video trying to say ‘I love kitties’ – but he ended up proclaiming ‘I love titties’ instead

Two adults, who filmed the short clip, can be heard laughing at the child’s adorable mistake.

They are the one who encourage him to try to pronounce the sentence at the beginning of the video, asking: ‘Say kitties’, then ‘Say, “I love kitties.”

The clip seems to have been filmed around Christmas time, as evidenced by the decorations below the television set.

It looks like the adults interrupted the little boy in the middle of a television-viewing session to make him demonstrate his pronunciation – much to their delight.

The toddler seems blissfully unaware of his mistake as he grins widely before calmly resuming his activities” (daily mail, 2017. )

man busted when he sends Facebook post about weed to the cops

Police in New Zealand were messaged by mistake. A Facebook user sent them a private message saying: ‘Oi bro when are we gonna get blazed with all your weed? They replied
‘Whoops wrong person’.
Then they thought why not take this as a good lesson for the holiday that is coming up.
A screenshot of the interaction was posted to the New Zealand Police Facebook page on Good Friday urging people to be safe over the Easter weekend.
The post included the hashtag, ‘when you accidentally message NZ Police’, and reminded everyone to watch their speed over the long weekend but not to watch their social media while driving, reports the daily mail.
Good advice. Whether the post was sent as a joke is yet to be uncovered but social media users found the post entertaining with more than 1,500 likes since it went live.

@united is not having an epic week – scorpion stings man on a flight

United Airlines is still facing fallout after the video released. Now this story doesn’t help. A man on a united airlines flight had something fall and land on his head. Or rather in his hair. After removing the object from his head, and putting it upon the tray table he finds it is a scorpion. The little bugger then does what scorpions like to do it stung the man. His wife thought it looked like a lopster.
Mrs. Bell told Global News that it reminded her of something else entirely. She said: ‘I looked down and I thought, ‘aw, it kind of looks like a little lobster’. The creature was about an inch-and-a-half long, and honey-colored. After the scorpion fell onto Richard’s plate, he picked it up and it stung him. ‘It felt like a wasp sting’, he reportedly told Global News.
Another passenger then stomped on the scorpion before it was thrown in a toilet. The man is ok. He received medical treatment when they landed.

This 8-year-old boy really wanted a burger – got to be 8 years older bro.

You cannot say no to this boy when it comes to the golden arches. A boy in Ohio really wanted some Mcdonalds. Rather than wake his parents he drove his father’s van to the Mcdonalds.
The youngster had his four-year-old sister in tow when he made the trip from his house to the fast food joint in East Palestine on Sunday evening.
The children’s parents were sleeping at the time, according to the Weirton Daily Times.
Our young driver drove up to the speaker and ordered some food. He said he’d pay with his piggybank money.
East Palestine Patrolman Jacob Koehler was the one to respond to the McDonald’s, the paper said.

Koehler told the outlet: ‘The workers thought that the parents were in the back, but obviously they weren’t.

He said: ‘I think there is a good teaching point here. With the way technology is anymore kids will learn how to do anything and everything.

‘This kid learned how to drive on YouTube. He probably looked it up for five minutes and then said it was time to go. Koehler told the paper that witnesses said the boy adhered to traffic rules.

The patrolman explained: ‘He didn’t hit a single thing on the way there. It was unreal. If you were wondering, the children did get to eat.
He was crying when he became aware that he’d done something wrong, the newspaper said. No charges have been filed.

stupid man eats pancakes in the middle of the road – thanks florida

It is 5pm. That means it is time to toast a weird story.
Today we toast 21-year-old Kiaron Thomas of Lakeland Florida. So, what did Thomas do? He ate pancakes in the middle of the roadway. Yes pancakes. What an offal sight.
The Lakeland Police Department said officers received a call about 10:50 a.m. Tuesday about a man sitting on a folding chair in a crosswalk, blocking the eastbound lanes of Memorial Boulevard and Brunnell Parkway. The man was gone by the time police arrived, but officers later discovered video footage on social media showing the man sitting in a folding chair and eating pancakes from a TV table set up in front of his chair.
Thomas was charged with placing an obstruction in the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic. He is due in court April 25. We grab a glass, pore a drink, and chug it. Let us drink.

What a perfect costume – man dresses up like the joker gets caught

This guy didn’t have a great costume. If he wanted to not stick out he picked a bad costume. People took note.
Police in Winchester — located about 75 miles northwest of Washington, D.C. — said the Winchester Emergency Communications Center received “several calls” around 2 p.m. on Friday of a suspicious male wearing a black cape and carrying a sword walking around the city.

Jeremy Putman was charged with wearing a mask in public, a felony that could land him in jail for up to five years, the Winchester Police Department said in a statement. This guys idea was a joke and so was his costume.

Can we talk about unc troling wis?

It is 10:12 pm and Florida won on a buzzer beater perhaps 15 minutes ago? UNC-Chapel Hill doesn’t take long to troll the loser.

While they didn’t reply to the tweet, they were classy to uf.