Ok perhaps it is my philosophical brain going into overdrive after reading a philosophy textbook. Or perhaps it is the fact that when I read this tweet at 11:24 pm on Sunday May 14, 2017 it felt so deep and real to me. Yes I am sober. Dove Cameron was so deep with her tweet.
green mellon in fruit bowls is like that 1 friend in the group that everyone hates but you keep inviting bc u think everyone else likes them—
Dove Cameron (@DoveCameron) May 04, 2017
So true! Who likes the green mellon the rind is so green and so hard it feels weird. Have you ever just felt the green rind of a mellon? It is hard and firm. It is like mr. Buzzkill from Family Guy. No one wants to hang out with him because he is – a buzkill.
It recks all the great textures of the other fruit in the bowl. The orange has the roughish texture, while the grape is little and smooth.
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