stupid man eats pancakes in the middle of the road – thanks florida

It is 5pm. That means it is time to toast a weird story.
Today we toast 21-year-old Kiaron Thomas of Lakeland Florida. So, what did Thomas do? He ate pancakes in the middle of the roadway. Yes pancakes. What an offal sight.
The Lakeland Police Department said officers received a call about 10:50 a.m. Tuesday about a man sitting on a folding chair in a crosswalk, blocking the eastbound lanes of Memorial Boulevard and Brunnell Parkway. The man was gone by the time police arrived, but officers later discovered video footage on social media showing the man sitting in a folding chair and eating pancakes from a TV table set up in front of his chair.
Thomas was charged with placing an obstruction in the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic. He is due in court April 25. We grab a glass, pore a drink, and chug it. Let us drink.

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