You cannot make this up. Police in Oregon said they were called to rescue a family who locked themselves in the bathroom when their 22-pound cat became aggressive and attacked a baby. Portland Police said the family called 911 Sunday night to report their black and white Himalayan cat had become aggressive and attacked their baby, but did not cause any serious injuries before the family members were able to lock themselves in the bathroom with the family dog, the Columbian, in Vancouver, Wash., reported Tuesday. Cats will rule the world some day. I wish I could come up with any joke but I cannot. If you can, tweet me @tylershepard223 information via the UPI
On Friday I went to costco and bought loads of food, because you cannot buy small amounts of food. Saturday what did I do? I spent all day doing my homework.
On Sunday all I did was go to safeway.
A 22-year-old man in New Zealand must legally change his name. He lost a poker bet to his so-called friends five years ago. It is safe to say this name is the most insane name in recorded history.
His new name is Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova. I wish this was not true.
Little Harper could not wate until her father was here you can see it below http://www.news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/i-just-met-you–this-is-crazy–; -164331351.html?.b=index&.cf3=Odd+News&.cf4=3&.cf5=The+Sideshow&. cf6=%2F
This is one way to call out your alleged cheating husband, use the newspaper and the add service.
Tameshia Brown wrote with such class, that is until she put her signature on the bottom of the add.
I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown. They are expecting a baby. Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out. Always, Patrick’s wife, Timeshia Brown, the ad reads. The Daily Mail reported that the ad was posted in the Toledo Bend newspaper before it was posted online by Reddit user Kavien. (www.upi.com)
Because nothing says fun like the end of the quarter.
1. reports out the wazu.
If you have three classes their is a great chance that you will have three different reports do on the same day. each taking up 600 ours of your day. 2. pizza that was from the start of the quarter.
The chemical makeup of college pizza makes it indestructible. 3. Mother father I am out of money.
Because your in college and saving money doesn’t make sence, you need to buy all the alcohol you can. 4. tests, tests, and oh look more tests.
As if finals that are right around the corner are not enough for the teachers they make us have a test a week before the final. 5. classes get so small.
Some people get tired of the class and they dropp. This sucks because you have a better chance of getting caught with your eyes closed. Not that I have ever done that.
[tittle Friday February 28, 2014 was a day of history and subway. @subway]
today was a great day the sun was out and the subway sandwich was hot. I got the spicy italian. How was your day?